Mark Shepard, "Modern-Jedi" Songwriter

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Commentary Date: 12/8/2007

Commentary:
As a former shy guy, there was no way I could ever sing this song in public. Oh my gosh! Gee Wiz! Heck! To actually admit to being a sexual being? Horrifying. The truth is we are all into this magical, frustrating, and ultimately human experience of being in these wonderful, sensory filled bodies.

So as you listen ladies, keep in mind my schedule is filling up fast! ;o)

-Mark

Play "Sensitive New Age Gigolo"

Sensitive New Age Gigolo

Refrain:

I'm a sensitive new age gigolo

I give you lot's of loving, then I go solo

I give you lot's of loving then I go...

I'll give you a full body massage

On your bed, the kitchen table, or in the garage

No complications, no long term obligations

I always bring you flowers and I always take a shower...

Refrain:

If you yearn for a roll in the clover

Just pick up the phone and I'll be over

And if you request it in advance

For a modest extra charge, I'll even learn to dance...

Refrain:

Maybe you need someone to give you persmission

To safely explore domination and submission

I have no problem with kinky sex

But I do draw the line at the household pets

Refrain:

We can explore our past lives together

While we take turns with the whips and tethers

Maybe you just need somebody to listen

Whatever it is, I'll try ot give you what you're missing...

Refrain:

Satisfaction guaranteed...  ;o)

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